Who am I..?
Philosophically, the highest truth about who I am, may be said in a very short two-word-quote:
Nothing more, nothing less than simply: I am. I exist.
I also like swear words. I think they can be really funny. I try to use them sparingly because I know that some people don't feel the same way, but sometimes a sentence just needs the word "motherfucker" in it.
This instrument of violence